Amanda Flowers
Claudia Merryweather
Aurelio Voltaire
Verum the LoveSick Butler
Schoolly D
The President of the United States
Kansas Bowling
Nancy the Demon Cheerleader
Jurgen Azazel Munster
Dr. Orbert Wescraft
Lloyd Kaufman
The Chief of Police
Mister Lobo
Narrator / The Author
Savvy Jaye
Dancer
