Goldie Glitters
Tricia Nixon
Richard Koldewyn
Pope Paul VI (as Scrumbly Koldewyn)
Sylvester
Coretta Scott King / Delegate from Uma Guma
Steven Arnold
Joan Kennedy
Frank Bourquin
Mrs. Cox, Sr.
Pristine Condition
Rose Kennedy
Dusty Dawn
Julie Nixon Eisenhower
Tomata Du Plenty
Hazel the Maid